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Oh it's not easy to be a mother to my boy Steven and his  brother
To michala and her sister too, so this is the tale I will tell to you
Some say I'm lucky and this is so but sometimes I want to just pack and go
The boys are naughty the girls are worse I guess this is a mother's curse

Steven is ill and Tracey too and Robbie has just put the dog down the loo
Michala is off out with boys galore and I have to wait up to open the door
My first born child and I love her so, then why do I keep telling her to go
She's lazy unkempt and incredibly slack, maybe she needs a really good smack

she's now well into her teenage years and going through countless love affairs
She has that I don't care attitude, more  often abrupt and terribly rude
Tracey's a darling and can be so good but sometimes  I seem tobe talking to wood
She's trying her sister's ways you see, but  Two of a kind they could never be

sweet  16 and very shy to army cadets she wants to fly
Steven is clever pretends to be good who would blame HIM? no-one could
So angelic and quiet  and crafty and sly when he tells us it's rob who made the pigsty
Robert the mischief and easily led when steve tells him "pour cream on the bed"

Steve gets him to do whatever he says  but it's always Robbie who finally pays
My boys are twins and that can be hell 'cos when they're quiet I hear a warning bell
they're up to no good again I'm sure, when I slip on an egg on the kitchen floor
The dog's bowl is full of sugar and flour lets add  some vinegar make it taste sour

So off to their room with a smack on the hand and Steve flicks rob with a rubber band
The screaming goes through me once more I am lue another harsh word or two they're due
But as I look into their big blue eyes, I hug them and love them my anger just dies

when the day is over and they're all asleepot's an image for ever I want to keep
They look just like angels tucked up  so sweet I'm lucky to have them I'm ready to weep
And when I'm real low and they cling to my breast with tears in my eyes I can finally rest
Cos they hug me and kiss me and talk of love too, I'd never trade places with any of you
A Mothers Lament
Chelsea

Five years ago god looked down from above
And blessed me by sending a grandchild to love
It's hard to describe this feeling in me
When my daughter announced "I'm a mother to be"

That maternale feeling awakened in me
Through tears in my eyes this wonder to see
The most beautiful child born on this earth
I felt so priveleged to be at her birth

this miracle born made me feel so proud
So perfect and healthy  and so very loud
Chelsea my angel I love you so much
You bring pleasure to all who you tenderly touch

Your first smile and step we looked for with glee
Why we adored you was easy to see
One day out of the blue, your mum was so happy
when she could dispose of your very last nappy

You started in pre-school and took your packed lunch
You're just like a flower, The pick of the bunch
Your silky blond hair makes sunlight look dim
Agorgeous young lady so smart and so prim

I wonder what fortunes your life holds in store
As you giggle and frolic upon the sea shore
And when you are  grown I hope you will see
First hand , the miracle you were to me
WHO WILL TAKE GRANDMA?

who will take grandma? who will it be?
all of us want her I'm sure you'll agree
let us call a meeting lets gather the clan
we'll all get it settled as soon as we can.

strange how we thought she would never wear out
but look how she walks arthritis no doubt
her eyesight is failing her memory dim
she's apt to insist on the silliest whim

when people get older they become such a care
she must have a home but the question is where?
remember the days when she used to be spry?
baked her own cookies and made her own pies

helped us with lessons and mended our seams
kissed away troubles and tended our dreams
wonderful grandma we all loved her so
isn't it dreadful she has no place to go

one little corner is all she would need
a shoulder to cry on a bible to read
a chair by the window the sun shining through
some pretty spring flowers still covered in dew

who'll warm her with love so she wont mind the cold
oh who will take grandma now that she's old
what? nobody wants her? oh yes there is one
willing to give her a place in the sun

where she wont have to worry or wonder or doubt
and it wont be a problem to bother about
pretty soon now GOD will give her a bed
but who'll dry our tears when grandma is dead?